We caught this fine young underwear model showcasing his talent, and fashionable underoos, in an unabashedly remarkable way at Downtown. He was even drunkenly polite enough to thank us for taking his photograph, presumably because we found him irresistable. We did. ;)
We were lucky enough to encounter these runway models who were surprisingly headed to BG's notorious SkyBar. SkyBar patrons are well-known for their sorority fashions, but these trendsetters, with their seductive thigh-high stockings and FUgg boots, really stood out from the SkyBar prototype.
This particular young woman was quite modest, adjusting her skirt so as not to give any creepers a peek of her panties (at least from the top of her skirt). To showcase her easygoing, down-to-earth personality, she sported her best pair of slippers in lieu of stripper heels, which could be taken by the lay person as "tacky."
This club-goer was attempting to appeal to the young professionals out on the scene. As you can see, she classes up an otherwise boring collared button-down by skillfully knotting the bottom of the shirt, while leaving the top completely unbuttoned. Added to a classic schoolgirl skirt, this look is sure to attract all the fraternity presidents.
We found this woman leaning skillfully against a bike post. She was consciously giving her feet a rest from her excrutiatingly long night of demonstrating that pain in the name of fashion is not only a cliche, but clearly a way of existance.Finding Love in BG
There's a fine line between wanting to be sexy and pursued by members of the opposite sex, and refusing to be treated like a sex object. This woman had the right idea when she was caught slapping away the advances of an obviously interested and overly aggressive male. We salute her steadfast personal boundaries, as even we would have difficulty resisting a man wearing a plaid hat ("plhat").
This obviously skilled young man knows that the fastest way to a woman's heart is straight through her badonkadonk. Look for his seminar this fall titled "The Art of Love: A Bottoms Up Approach," sponsored by Hollister.
Not even filth and disease can get in the way of true love on a good night in BG. Find your entertainment, drink your fill, grab a potential lover, sneak to the nearest dark alley, kick off your shoes and pretend like you're the only ones left on Earth.Stay tuned as we review BG's fashion, food, and fornication.
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